Here we go...

Or should that be "Earwig go"... Ya, one of my favourite jokes from when I was a kid. "What did the earwig say as he fell off the wall? Earwig go again!" It was from this joke book my uncle had gotten me... the Ha Ha Bonk book. BEST BOOK EVAAAAA! Well, for me... For my family it was pure hell. I'd be telling jokes 24/7. They couldn't even escape to the bathroom as I'd be shoving my face to the bottom of the door jam yelling jokes through the crack. 

  
  

 One day that book went missing and it was the saddest face day of all. I still say my parents got rid of it to relinquish their sanity, but they deny it to this day. But 2 Christmases ago? They found it and bought it for me. I seriously cried when I opened that present! 

Ok lets get back on track shall we? 

I have this spiffy new computer yet I haven't gotten anything done with my business. *sigh*. It's been busy around these parts. But I was just reminded from my "Jimminy Cricket" that I need to get this badonkadonk moving since I kept making the excuse I didn't due to failing computer. But now I have this:

 
    

So what's my excuse? I won't fill you in on too many details but I'm F*$&ing exhausted! 

But when you have a business, AND a full time job, that's normal right? Pffft, sleeping? What's that?! 

So I decided to hop on my 'super cool' and do some writing. 

I did have a fabu weekend that's for sure! Had a BBQ with the amazing Erika and Mike, 2 people I don't get to see often enough that's for sure. Whenever I see Erika I feel like "Kitten Rainbows". And she informed me that that was fitting since after seeing me she has "Rainbow Christmas Eye Beams". So in retrospect, we have what is called as KRCEB's. Or "Kersebs" if you will. Kitten Rainbow Christmas Eye Beams. Like one of those 'before and after' puzzles on Wheel of Fortune (or Veel auf fortine if you're Dutch). 

I've had Photoshop on my computer for a few years now, and I've managed to figure a few things out... Like, how to crop things. And change a colour here and there. Even replace a colour! OOOOOooooo! I know! But really, I had no fricken clue. Then sweet Erika floated into my computer room and said "Look what I can do!" all Stu like, and taught me quite a few things! For example... (as a side note, please forgive for placing a photo of my tired ass self on here, but no worries! We photoshopped a bit of those bags!) 

It's subtle, but oh so magnificent! My blotchy red skin is 'No Mo'! 

So, I haz some learnins. Woop woop!

And now I'm tired. 

Bedtime for Bonzo!

Comments

[Ze Fawzha]

Um, ya. See, we gave you that book again, 'cause we're living in ANOTHER COUNTRY. Figured it was safe. I still think the original will turn up one fine day when we have one of many, many garage sales when we get back there.
It's in that house somewhere. Too many boxes in too many places that have sat unopened for too long.