Okay, here's the deal..

I'd love to take the time to talk about what I'm currently (and feverishly) crafting at the moment, but unfortunately most of these items are Christmas presents. Don't want to ruin the surprise!

Secondly, I don't seem to have the time. 2 more sleeps until the parents come home! Yeah!! And if you haven't been following along since the beginning - the 4 of us kids (2 daughters with their significant others) are currently squatting in my parents house whilst they lead an exciting life across the pond. Yes, I so enjoy the phone calls from my dad stating they "think they might pop over to Paris for the weekend" or "take a drive to Bruges" or "hop on the train to Slovenia". Gee thanks for letting me know. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm popping over to Hamilton, taking a drive to Scarborough and hopping a train to London. Yippee!

***Okay for those that actually clicked the links and got mad because I used the worst photos of their towns (and as for London, the state that they're currently in again) I apologize! I don't hate these cities, I rather enjoy going to them (or speeding through them tee hee) I was just trying to accentuate the point of my parents galavanting through glorious cities while I'm driving through dirt and smog.

Anyhoo, atleast it's not like before, when my dad would call me from Puerto Rico in the middle of January when our furnace had broken, we had the worst snow and ice storms ever, and he says "Oh geez, y'know, I'd love to keep talking to you but it's so HOOOT here, I'm going to have to get off the phone and jump in the pool. Call Uncle Bert about the furnace, he'll know what to do. Toodles!" Jackass.

Okay so, back I go to cleaning. I've already cleaned out the fridge this morning which was great, but not so great because now it's completely empty. See, last time my parents were home, mom tried to make a sandwich, was squeezing mustard onto the bun when she noticed that the mustard had gone off. Well, gone off a long time ago. Later that day, she was making a salad and went to put on salad dressing when she noticed that it had expired. 3 months ago. So then, every single thing that she ate from then on "Didn't taste right" even if we had just gotten all that lunch meat yesterday and threw everything out. So to prevent all of our good food to be thrown out in the trash, I decided to go through every single food item we had. Good thing I did cause damn. Honestly sometimes I can't believe we're still alive.

I bid you adieu for now, but I can't possibly write a blog without adding atleast ONE photo in for your amusement. So here's my cat. I keep mentioning to you guys how fat he is (his own fat has fat) but I've never actually showcased it before. I couldn't help but take this picture of him yesterday lying on the bed. It really caught my attention as I was walking by...

And yes, that *is* in fact, his back fat hanging over the railing at the edge of the bed. I did a double take and thought Salvador Dali had somehow gotten a-hold of my cat. But nope. It's fat everyone! Nothing to worry about here.

Have a great Wednesday!!!